Random acts of madness

With Christmas rapidly approaching, we are just as busy as the rest of you preparing to celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior. So we thought we would take the easy way out today and present our readers with another smattering of spite and silliness courtesy of the demented dimwits over at the Starved Rock Murders group.
To begin with, we have a couple of humdingers from one of the dastardly departed Marshtians who have fled the group in recent weeks (very much like rats deserting a sinking ship!) since this blog began its good work:

Bad King John Wenceslas: When I was a member of The Eagles in Peru we had a motto if you can not say something good about someone say nothing.Not many people knew Otto other than those that worked with him because he and his family kept to themselves.He never took part in any sports or after school activities never dated loved to fight & bully underclassmen.That is all the good I have to say for now.JTW   (Originally posted on Facebook Oct. 6, 2013)

So much for all of their incessant chatter about Chester being "a really nice guy" who was so "quiet" and "gentle" he wouldn't harm a fly, eh? 

Notice how Wenceslas ends this next nasty and repugnant post with the obligatory SRM sign-off, "JTW," for "Jesus Take the Wheel," as if that somehow makes what came before it more acceptable. Blasphemy will get you everywhere within the fiery pit you seem destined for, John.

Bad King John Wenceslas: While you are on the subject of rape (Jack J.) wrote that Chester was convicted of rape but I know better.He should not bad mouth Chester. Chester could be his father and I am sure the sex was consenual. JTW   (Originally posted on Facebook Nov. 2, 2013)

Next up is Bitter Billie Rubin, who loves to make this all about her every single chance she gets:

Billie Rubin: And just maybe that many say the 3 women's ghosts are said to have been seen in the canyon would be the reason that I have always been drawn to that canyon. Could it be they want the truth and closure for all. It is said that a ghost stays on till the answers take them on to heaven. JTW   (Originally posted on Facebook Sept. 23, 2013)

And now we have something rare for you indeed, an unprecedented though begrudging admission of error from none other than Fearless Leader himself:

Tepid Starch: OK, so I got some facts wrong. But the only way to the truth way back then, was to just jump in, and see what would happen. Just shake the tree. See what hits the ground. Did all three husbands re-marry less than one month later? NO. But that was told to me by a friend that I trusted. Only one husband re-married, 7 weeks after the murders.. But it was his car that was photographed in the SRL parking lot the day they discovered the victim's bodies. JTW   (Originally posted on Facebook Oct. 24, 2013)

Here's an oldie but a goodie from Icky Vickie, another of the SRM disappeared: 

Icky Vickie Ditchbird: Hey wheres my buddy Kathi from mayberry. Where did she go. She is probably crying on s.s. wall saying were all crazy lunatics here. The big chicken I wasn't done yet! If she knows everything she must have been around for almost 60 years. How old is she to have so much knowledge. She is a legend in her own mind.  (Originally posted on Facebook Nov. 5, 2013)

Where did you go, Icky? We have hardly heard a peep out of you since the big night out on the town in Oglesby. What's the matter? Did your husband discover your nefarious online activities and put a stop to them? Or did you finally come to your senses after being publicly shamed on this blog and realize what an ass you have been making of yourself?

"A legend in her own mind"? Hmmm, that brings us to our next serving of insanity. After all, we wouldn't want the Chief Sleuthette to feel left out:

Chatty CathyDin O'Barrell: Is the reason they didn't try Chester for the murders of Mrs Murphy and Mrs Lindquist because they were bound together with red cord and one was missing a finger tip? There was no mention of red cord or finger amputations in the confession.  (Originally posted on Facebook Dec. 11, 2013)

There was no mention of those two items in Chester's confession because they are figments of your overactive imagination and have nothing to do with the case, you dolt!

Chatty CathyDin O'Barrell: Could the red cord have been bungee cords, electrical cords, or telephone cords?  (Originally posted on Facebook Dec. 12, 2013)

Gee, Chatty, how about -- D. None of the above! We are not exactly sure where she came up with this "red cord" nonsense, but it was more than likely a newspaper reporter's description of the blood-soaked twine from the crime scene, which she has deliberately misconstrued to suit her idiotic and baseless suppositions. 

And speaking of Her Lie-ness, we will now address the myth that there is no private or secret group in which Tepid's inner circle purportedly discusses and shares all of the "real" information and evidence he has supposedly gathered during his years of research. Not only do we know for an absolute fact via one of its members that there is such a group, these two comments from Bitter Billie confirm its existence, despite recent weak-ass denials by Chatty CathyDin, who not only knows there is a private group but is obviously a member. To put it bluntly, this proves once and for all that Ms. O'Barrell is a fucking liar:

Billie Rubin: (Pat M.) took me to lunch today. She got in touch with me yesterday saying she had something for me. The something was a book "Casino" written by R.G. Bluemer. A plethora of information about Kelly and Cawley aka all the gambling in the area back in the day. Many photo's including one of the Vendome in La Salle and of Tom Cawley.
(CathyDin, Mindy Stalker Scamilton, Nora Farter) and others in the private group you should see if you can find it.  (Originally posted on Facebook Oct. 17, 2013)

Hey just a heads up (Chatty CathyDin O'Barrell), very good stuff being talked about in our private group. The Lily patch is sounding very interesting.  (Originally posted on Facebook Oct. 25, 2013)

So CathyDin, here's another heads-up for ya: The next time someone complains about the private group from which 99.5% of the SRM group's members are excluded, you can just stop acting all puzzled like you don't know what they mean because no one is buying it.

OK, that's all for now, folks, except that the proprietors of The Magic Marshtian Tent would like to take this opportunity to wish you all a safe and serene Merry Christmas!!