Now sneaking into the spotlight is ~ Mindy Stalker Scamilton. One of the last remaining loyal Sleuthettes, Mindy is also one of the few members of the SRM circus troupe whose posts are often halfway intelligent. Unfortunately, that will not spare her from an appearance in the center ring of The Magic Marshtian Tent!
Mindy enjoys quoting Illinois statutes, studies juvenile law, and frequently exhibits juvenile behavior. Apparently lacking a good grasp of the rules of punctuation, she peppers her posts with the ~ symbol, which in mathematical terms means "approximately". Interesting, eh? In common with her SRM cohorts, she exhibits an amazing ability to ignore the documented evidence used in court to convict the object of their relentless crusade.
Mindy: that's what i was saying about the autopsy report page~ and Janssen said he believed the murder weapon had not been found~ even though they were hit with camera, binoculars, and tree limb it was most likely a tire iron or steel bar that was the weapon
the type of head injury would equate to being ejected from a car at 55mph~ nope a limb didn't do it (Originally posted on Facebook Nov. 17, 2013)
Oh no, it wasn't the blood-encrusted, 10-pound frozen tree limb discovered near the bodies. You know, the one investigators found pieces of embedded in one of the victims' skulls. Nope, that couldn't have been what killed them. Maybe it was that knife, the one that no one ever found and that left no knife wounds on their bodies.
Mindy: (Name withheld by blog administrator)~ you said "and the only way out is after the fat lady sings. Unfortunately some asshole cut her vocal chords out " hmmm i had heard they had knife wounds (Originally posted on Facebook Nov. 17, 2013)
At least, Mindy does seem to possess some rudimentary capacity for self-examination, unlike her fellow Sleuthettes who wouldn't know a personal insight if it hit them upside the head, not unlike or should that be ~ a 10-pound frozen tree limb.
Mindy: i have actually been known to say things too that were better left unsaid and there are those who seem to inspire those words to come out of my mouth~ i am learning to walk around the room and talk to myself til i can say the barb in a way that makes me proud~ (Originally posted on Facebook Nov. 11, 2013)
Ms. Scamilton also shares Chatty CathyDin O'Barrell's avid interest in armchair photo analysis. Too bad she has also picked up CathyDin's bad habit of seeing things in photos that either aren't there or have no bearing on the case, as shown by these remarks:
Mindy: must be a warm blooded Pastor he doesn't have an overcoat on and hmmm his hands are behind his back (Originally posted on Facebook Nov. 13, 2013)
Mindy: how extremely odd !!!!!!!!!!!!! what is the glove hiding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Billie you can do the vulcan death grip with a glove on~ something's rotten in Denmark/Starved Rock i mean (Originally posted on Facebook Oct. 23, 2013)
Turn-ons: The ~ symbol, country music, bike-riding, sleepwalking, Rascal Flatts, giraffes, pow wows, repairing shoes
Turn-offs: Red herrings, RSD, vaccinations, pastors who stand with their hands behind their back, gloves, tree limbs, conducting end-of-the-year store inventories, reading
Most obsequious quote: David i have a good feeling about this page and am honored to be a part of this and honored as well that you are sharing your work~ believe~ FREE CHESTER!!!! (Originally posted on Facebook Sept. 12, 2013)
Least truthful quote: p.s. we do not look like dumb ass fools unless people come looking with closed minds and prejudice (Originally posted on Facebook Nov. 8, 2013)
Most candid quote: I am ambidextrous and dyslexic (Originally posted on Facebook Oct. 20, 2013)
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