Something smells fishy in a barrel

Next up in the center ring is Chatty CathyDin O'Barrell, who peddles prescription pads and never shuts the fuck up. Allegedly the proud possessor of a bachelor's degree in nutrition, she claims to be gainfully employed as a senior sales rep for Big Pharma. However, she seems to spend most of her time on Facebook poring over grisly crime scene photos and positing off-the-wall theories about the brutal murders of three innocent matrons over 50 years ago.
Ms. O'Barrell is known far and wide for her amazing ability to look at a photo and not see what is right in front of her while at the same time seeing things in the photo that are simply not there, a wicked combination to be sure. One of the top Sleuthettes, Chatty CathyDin also has mad skills when it comes to side-by-side photo comparisons, cutting and pasting pointless text, making excuses for convicted murderers, handwriting analysis, and spotting red bloodstains in grainy black-and-white photos.  

The 411 on Chatty CathyDin

Turn-ons: Doctored photos, old railway timetables, autopsies, magnifying glasses, vintage cameras, cross-dressing men, parole hearings, canyons, tree limbs, enhanced closeups

Turn-offs: Girdles, opera glasses, logic, common sense, twine, newspapers, bushy eyebrows, typed confessions, red-and-white airplanes  

Hobbies: Photoshop, wild speculation, hiking state park trails without a purse while wearing slacks, blocking people on social media sites

Favorite book: Nancy Drew and The Conundrum of the Wrong Cave (actual photo unavailable)

Most unintentionally ironic quotes: "...and I HATE the lynch mob mentality. Civilization at it's lowest common denominator. Never underestimate the stupidity of people in large groups." (Originally posted on Facebook Sept. 9, 2013)

"It is really sad to see people who value their ego more than the truth." (Originally posted on Facebook Sept. 30, 2013)